Total Medals Earned: 932 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,765 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (180/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (490/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 6/14 (95/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 6th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Destroy Blendo
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Destroy SKYNET
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 3/40 (15/445 points)
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
First win
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
Collect all the rainbow gems
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
